candyfromstrangers

We only paid 30 bucks for a fat ass quarter bag of this really really good shit with red hairs. I only put in ten, got high as hell with my friends, and still got to take home a huge nugget. I had almost forgotten how much I love being high. We were all sitting around totally ripped and one girl's cats started jumping on each other and fighting. One got inside a flat cardboard box and the other kept jumping on top of the box. It was hilarious. We were going to watch Brokeback Mountain, but we keot forgetting to hit play, so the music from the options screen kept playing and every once in awhile we'd realize we were listening to banjos or som

Last night I went to my friend Jen's sister's apartment with her and some of her friends I drank too much of this cheap ass vodka called Silver Dragon. Today I learned that the name is appropriate, because much like the mythical dragon I spent most of this morning shooting hot fire from my mouth. God Fucking Damn. I cannot stop puking and it's ripping my throat up. I can feel the enamel being stripped from my teeth. My body has now been purged of all liquid, so I'm dry heaving. The feeling it gives my abs is not dissimilar to doing crunches, so it's like I'm puking and exercising at the same time, just like those cool bulimic girls do. I di

On Saturday I got totally mas drunk and met The Lizardman! It was fucking cool. I was very excited because I've seen him on tv, and tv people are more important than regular people. He had more scales filled in than the last time I had seen him on tv. I'm trying to figure out what category to post my picture with him in. I guess it would be a portrait? I was going to do Snapshot because that's more what it is, but I don't want it in scraps. Then there was a possible tornado in Fairview Heights, where I work, on Sunday. The power lines were down and the whole place was dark. My place of business had no serious damage unfortunately, but K&G go